The Best All Around Torch For Silversmithing and Everything ELSE!

Introducing the 1000 in 1 Solar/Butane Torch exclusively made for and marketed by the Colorado Academy of Silversmithing and Art Metal by the Teeny Tiny Torch Tool Tech Corp. Here are just some of the 1001 uses of this amazing solar/butane torch.

Before using this most powerful torch, please, please, please put on the proper safety equipment: eye shield, ear muffs or other ear protection, tin foil to keep away aliens, and a fire retardant suit if you wish. Use # 1 Heating Pickle Safety Note: This is especially dangerous, and even more so if not using a heat resistant glass bowl, such as this pickle jar made for us by Mayonnaise Plus Food Company.

Use #2 Disposing of evidence, email flames, bills and especially anything that says IRS on it.

Use #3 Disposing of safety labels, warnings, and bands on smuggled cigars.

Use #4 Lighting smuggled cigars.

Use #5 Soldering-such as soldering this sterling silver jump ring with, of course, hard solder.

Use #6 Drying Flux.

Use #7 Soldering everything but large bracelets. Be sure to watch the flux. As soon as it puddles, the solder will begin to melt and flow.

See the nice job it did on this very large, round, firm, shapely jump ring. I love silversmithing!

Use #8 Starting campfires when camping. It can also be used as a flashlight, tent heater, emergency flare, and alien beacon.

When combined with the proper accerlerant such as alcohol, it really gets fires going.

Use #9 This amazing Teeny Tiny Torch can be used to set buildings on fire. We personally have tried this torch on ugly neighbors homes, IRS Offices, a Loan Company, a collection service, and the Court House. Even though we failed at every attempt, as they all happened to be brick structures, we feel that this is still the best overall, all round, one in thousand, multi-use, super fantasticespeciallydocious torch available.

Safety Warning! Turn the torch off after an unsuccessful day of arson. We did not and the shop went up in flames! By the way, we are now experimenting with the Teeny Tiny Torch in the many possible uses of breaking out of jail. For now we just really appreciate the very small size of the Teeny Tiny Torch. It really made it more comfortable while smuggling it into prison!

Use #10 Pest removal and eviction of pesky destructive critters such as those Blue Birds that come every year, squatting in bird houses everywhere.

Use #11 Leaf removal.

Use #12 Practical jokes such as this ever popular one. First, scoop some dog doodoo up!

Put it in a paper bag.

Set it on your neighbors porch and light it. As you can see this would be nearly impossible with any other silversmithing torch! Then knock on the door and wait for the stupid idiot teacher to come out.

Then watch and laugh while he stomps out the fire! No other torch can give you this much pleasure!

Use #13 Why, this torch can even heat a large shop area or entire small house. Just turn it up all the way, and place behind a fan. Point the fan at the area you wish to heat.

Use #14 Obviously the Teeny Tiny Torch can be used to light grills, camp stoves, furnaces, (and furnace filters), propane heaters for your shop, kerosene heaters, waterbed heaters, and any thing combustable for heat.

Use #15 You may think that this torch is great for thawing pipes out, and you would be right, but here we are showing that (Use #16) this torch is the best torch for checking for GAS LEAKS! Simply light the Teeny Tiny Torch, turn it up full, and place under every fitting of gas pipes, welding hoses, gauges, and camping equipment. You can even use this for gasoline leaks for your automobile. Simply crawl under the car near the engine, with Teeny Tiny Torch on full, check all damp areas of the engine. Then do the same in the area of the gas tank. If your gas tank is like mine, you may have to follow the gas line from the engine back to the gas tank. The Teeny Tiny Torch will not only light the way so that you can see the gas line, but check for leaks at the same time! Very important safety note! Please put the car in park, before crawling under it. Also, you do want the engine running while performing these leak tests. If you do not trust your transmission, have a small child step on the brake as you perform these safety tests. By the way, transmission fluid also burns, making it very easy to check for transmission leaks, too! When you're under there, you might as well check it--you will not be sorry! One possible money making idea would be to visit all the gas stations in your area and offer your services. Not only could you check out their pumps, storage tanks, and systems, but you could offer your services to their customers! The potential is mind boggling!

Use 17 Welding! This Teeny Tiny Torch is so powerful (on high only) that Chad used it the this week to weld himself a small new metal shop.

One word of warning though, this torch will work so fast you may find it impossible to keep your projects small. They seem to expand, as did Chad's.

Use 17 Elimination of unwanted fragrances!

Use 18 Bronze sculpting, both for melting the bronze, only up to 100 pounds, and brazing the bronze together.

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*This page is meant as humor. It is not to be taken literally or seriously.

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