
P.E.D.A.L. MARKETING IS HERE TO TELL
YOU HOW YOU CAN OWN THE 900 mpg VEHICLE.
"There must be some sort of trick," you're asking. Not at all!
The 900 mile-per-gallon vehicle really does offer:
900 Miles per gallon on inexpensive fuel available everywhere
The Chassis, and when I say "the
chassis", I mean not just the frame, but all the parts and accessories
that go on the frame, including the wheels, tires, brakes, seats and steering,
cargo compartment, and cup holder.
and
The Engine.
The secret is in the engine, but before we get to that, let's talk a little
about the amazing range of chassis and accessories you can find on the
900-mile-per-gallon vehicle.
The Chassis is available in a wide range of prices, styles and with a wide
range of accessories.
The price range is truly fantastic. You can purchase a chassis for as little as
$5 or you can spend up to $5000 on a high-end luxury model. It's a lot like
ranging from a used Yugo to a new Mercedes, except you can't even find a used
Yugo for $5, and you certainly can't find a new Mercedes for $5000, so the 900
mpg vehicle is much less expensive than a regular car. In fact, you may already
own a usable one.
OK, so now you know a little about the chassis of the 900 mpg vehicle. A little
later I'll tell you where and how to purchase one - information you won't find
anywhere else! But first we need to talk about the real secret of the 900 mpg
vehicle:
- It's NOT available in any store!
- Due to an obscure constitutional amendment, it hasn't been available for sale anywhere in the US since 1865!
- But, most people already have a suitable engine. Your family may have several.
- It just needs to be tuned up!
That's why we're here... to tell you
how!
We'll get back to the chassis in a minute, but first some more about the
engine:
- It doesn't come with a warranty. (After all, who would offer you a warranty, since there's no seller.)
- The engine has a 75 year average lifetime; often even 50% more!
- It actually lasts longer and works better the more you use it.
- and it's Low pollution.
Isn't that great!?
Look at the amazing advantages of the 900 mpg vehicle:
- It's small and Light - it can even be shipped by air freight
- It goes almost everywhere - even places 4-wheel drives can't.
- It's inexpensive to maintain (even the tires cost less than $20 apiece)
- There's a Wide range of accessories available: You can even purchase Extra cargo space or extra seats - just like a minivan
- It's America's most popular recreational vehicle.
- It's inexpensive to operate (no insurance required)
- The 900 mpg vehicle actually saves everybody money because it needs smaller lanes and causes no road damage. That makes everybody's taxes less. Imagine, your neighbor can save YOU money by using the 900 mpg vehicle!
- It's the Ideal commuting vehicle; you'll actually enjoy commuting to and from work with the 900 mpg vehicle.
- It's safe: about the same injury-accident rate per hour of operation as an automobile - if you know how to use it.
- You can park it almost anywhere.
Now to be perfectly honest (have I ever lied to you), I'm going to tell you about the Disadvantages of the 900 mpg vehicle:
- It has a relatively low top speed. (Average speed about the same as average speed on LA freeway)
- It's not really the best vehicle for long trips (though lots of people have taken coast-to-coast vacations with them)
- It's not really the best vehicle for use in freezing or wet weather (though many people do use them)
BUT
Here are some things I'll bet you haven't thought about :
- The average trip in Loveland is only two (2) miles! So you don't really need a very fast vehicle or a long distance vehicle for most trips.
- Every day in Loveland, people drive their cars over 750,000 miles - half that distance is trips under two (2) miles! If most people used our 900 mpg vehicles just for the short trips, traffic congestion in Loveland would be gone! The air would be cleaner! And it would be a whole lot quieter and safer for our children.
OK, so now you're wondering, "What's he selling," and "What's it gonna cost?"
- We're not selling hardware.
- We're not selling supplies.
- We're not selling vitamins or minerals.
- We're only selling an idea, and it's
All we ask is the same thing that
every multi-level marketing organization asks: that you tell other folks about
the great things you've learned from this show. We'll show you how to do that,
and we'll show you how to join our organization and get all the benefits of our
marketing plan.
But first, you have to find your engine and get it tuned up, and we have lots
of FREE literature to help you do that. We also have FREE group get-togethers
every Saturday morning to help you learn what you need to know to get the job
done.
Isn't that amazing?
So what is this idea?
The chassis of our 900 mpg vehicle is a bicycle, and the engine is YOU.
We've got free literature to help you
learn how to use this amazing vehicle and help you get your engine tuned up.
We'll offer you personal advice and we're here to answer your questions.
We also consult with the city and county on bicycle issues and we lobby for
appropriate bike facilities to make it easier for you to use your 900 mpg
vehicle in Loveland and Larimer County.
All we ask is that you try it. If you like it, tell your friends. To help you
do all of that, you can join our marketing organization for the UNBELIEVABLY
LOW PRICE of just $5 per year. You heard me right! Not $5000, not $500, but a
measly $5 per year.
But you'd better hurry, this offer won't last long. Look at what you'll get:
You'll get personal invitations to all our planning meeting, sent to you by
either US mail or electronic mail - both if you prefer!
You'll get our Saturday morning tune-up session schedule delivered the same
way. Currently we have organized social rides every Saturday morning from May
through October.
But that's not all!
You'll get our occasional newsletter telling you what's going on in the 900 mpg
vehicle world. We'll tell you where to take your vehicle for fun, what
facilities the city and county are planning, and how you can help speed those
plans along. We'll tell you what groups are planning organized rides and tell
you about commercial tours. It's all right there!
But wait - there's more:
You'll get FREE classified ads in the newsletter and on our internationally
acclaimed World Wide Web site to help you buy or sell 900 mpg equipment (no
engines please).
And you'll get the support of other 900 mpg enthusiasts.
If you act now, you'll be sure to get our September/October schedule delivered
to your door very soon.
So, line up, sign up, and join P.E.D.A.L. today. You can
join P.E.D.A.L. on-line!
All right, there's one nagging question left:
Obviously, we are comparing fuel
economy between a motor vehicle and a human on a bicycle. Can we make it a fair
comparison? We can if we can find a fuel that can (at least theoretically)
power both a motor vehicle and a human. Naturally, it would be even better if
the fuel really is a liquid. We're in luck, there is such a thing; it's
vegetable oil!
Vegetable oil can readily be used as a fuel for small diesel engines. Remember
the story about the guy who ran his Volkswagen Rabbit on used McDonald's
French-fry oil? There a more recent story about a Joshua and Kaia Tickell who
are traveling around the country in their Winnebago powered by used Long John
Silver's frying oil. (A fishy story if I ever heard one.)
Now that we have a comparable fuel for both humans and cars, all we have to do
if figure out how far someone can ride a bike on a gallon of oil. An exercise
table suggests that a person burns 600 Calories per hour when he rides a
bicycle at 16 miles per hour. (Note: 16 mph is not very fast; almost anyone can
ride a bicycle all day at that speed. Racers can easily average 25 mph.)
Now we have 600 C/hr / 16 miles/hr=37.5 Calories/mile. All we need is the
number of calories in a gallon of vegetable oil. That's easy! Fat is 9 calories
per gram and there are about 3785 ml in a gallon (at 1 gram per ml) 3785 g * 9
C/g=34,000 C (approximately). 34,000 C/gal / 37.5 C/mi=900 mpg!
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