As we all know, Alex G. says some funny things.  Here are some of the best:

Alex: "All I see is cords.  So what?"

KC: "I was looking at a brick wall."

Alex: "So what."

"Most of the people I know haven't been to Taco Bell."

Alex: "I'm tall, and KC is short"

Nick: "What am I?"

Alex: "You're medium a-hole."

"You know how in movies, people suffocate people but putting a pillow over their face?  That wouldn't really work, you can still breathe through that.  Or at least I can."

"Fat builds muscle." - As retold by KC

"It's not really that funny that funny that funny that funny..."

Good Alex sayings:

"Oof."

"Nooooooo."

"Nope."

"Oh dillers."

"Zach... quarter..."

"Oh nelly."

"Oofa shaz."

"Oofer shat."

"No you are."

"No you're a ____."