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9/20/05- NEW Hedberg joke, song, music video

8/1/05- The Official www.thechubby.tk Music Compilation is here! Check out the track list and get info here.

7/28/05- The Official CHUBBY Chain Mail has started! Some people have already been sent it, but if you would like to get involved, email me @ chubs_323@yahoo.com.

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Featured Game:

Play Sketchorama because it's fun and addictive.

Featured Cartoon (by Zach)

Featured Download (and the only decent one we got)

Congress Theater, Chicago, IL: 11-13-04 31.2 mb | 69 min

Info: A good Mitch Hedberg performance

Music Video: 99 Red Balloons by Goldfinger

Music Video Codes By VideoCodeZone.com

Indefinite Periods of Time Things:

Mitch Hedberg Joke: NEW

"I used to get M&Ms, those are a delicious candy. But then I switched to aspirin. Because if you hand your friend 2 aspirin he doesn't look at you like you are selfish.

Song: NEW

Quick Death by the Transplants

- see past winners

Quote:

"Get out of my kitchen." - Zach

Comedian:

Brian Regan and Mitch Hedberg

Featured Article:

Best Sport by Zach

Across the world, hundreds of different “sports” are played everyday. But only one of those can be considered “The Best Sport in the World”.

Let’s start with the major sports. Baseball is not the world’s best sport, because not only are most of the players on steroids, a lot of them still stink anyway. They get paid millions and millions of dollars to run around in a circle and end up going back where they started. And most of the time they get injured doing that task.

Basketball is not the world’s best sport, either. In basketball, you try to throw the ball through a hoop just so that it’ll come back out and you have to do it all over again. And also, basketball is a repetitious sport. All they ever do is run around with the ball, look intimidating, show off your tattoos to the crowd, run up, and dunk. They do this for 4 12 minute quarters! Also, players are getting drafted straight out of high school, and get scouted by the NBA as early as freshman in high school. Pretty soon, babies across America will have “Watch this move!” or “Don’t even try to stop me!” as their first words.

Football and hockey are the easiest to cancel out. In football, you have players that would rather do drugs than play the sport. That obviously means the sport stinks. In hockey, you have the powers-at-be arguing whether or not they should play. It might just be me, but I think the world’s best sport shouldn’t have to be argued about.

Other sports not worthy: 1) Soccer: I don’t want to see grown men celebrate to the extreme after every goal, but I guess they have to, because there’s hardly ever any scoring… 2) Bowling: Any sport that you can play just as good intoxicated as you can sober, obviously doesn’t take much skill. 3) Golf: Have you ever watched golf on TV? It doesn’t ever look like they are having fun (or wait, is that just Tiger Woods?). 4) Tennis: Are those screams of agony, boredom, pain, defeat, or all of the above? 5) Any other sport (the rest are even too dull to pick on).

So that leaves one sport. The one sport that is exciting, skillful, and fun. Poker. That’s right, you heard me, poker. Before you turn the page thinking “well, that was much ado about nothing” just hear me out. There has never been a poker “lockout”. No poker player has ever been caught “juicing up his cards” and no poker player has ever been accused of using an overdose of botox to help that poker face. The players aren’t overpaid, and they don’t get attention during high school by ESPN for being the “Next Doyle Brunson”. No, poker has no pre-Madonnas or people who should be in jail. Poker is a good, fun, wholesome American sport that deserves credit. I’m giving that credit, and so should you.

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