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    A: Who cares?  She can cook in the dark!

2) Q: Why did the woman cross the street? 

    A: Who cares?  What's she doing out of the kitchen?!?!

3) Q: What do WAL-MART and Michael Jackson have in common?

    A: They both have boys' pants half off.

4) Q: Why did the blonde nurse have a red pen?

    A: To draw blood.

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