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by Zach
Info: This is a "sestina", which means the end words of each sentence have to be the same, just in different orders each time.
1
The best player is Chubby
he plays hockey
which is funny
since he's a cat
he drives a Mazda
to hockey which is also strange.
2
Chubby is quite strange
for Chubby isn't even Chubby
not even in his Mazda
which he drives to hockey
even though he's a cat
which is funny
3
Chubby is very funny
and also strange
because he's a cat
named Chubby
who plays hockey
and drives a Mazda
4
Why does Chubby drive a Mazda?
I know it sounds funny
but he drives it to hockey
which is strange
because Chubby
is a cat
5
Chubby is a cat
who drives a Mazda
who's license plate says "Chubby"
which is very funny
and strange
because Chubby drives his Mazda to hockey
6
Chubby is very good at hockey
even though he's a cat
which is very strange
he also drives a Mazda
which is quite funny
because Chubby is not chubby
7
Chubby is very good at hockey
he truly is a very funny cat
he also drives a Mazda which is very strange.
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