The Story
by Zach, KC, and Robert
It all started with KC writing this on his paper: "Zach is upstairs. When he left he said, 'gone fishing'". That started a string of really weird stuff written by really weird kids.
Characters: Zach, Robert, KC, Art Vandalay, Bill Clinton, Christina Aguliera, Dan, Colin
Setting(s): the Desert, a Halo world
Genre: Random crap, fiction (or is it?)
Here it is:
KC, Zach, Robert, and Art Vandalay were stranded in the desert with only a dust pan. KC was complaining about how he'd need more than a dust pan to clean up the desert. Robert called a helicopter and flew away. KC and Zach were mad @ Robert for leaving, so they killed Art and ate him for food. Then they wandered around until they found a Dairy Queen©. They bought Blizzards© and wandered around for a long time. Zach found stairs and "went fishing". KC was confused, as Zach had no apparent fishing pole. Robert then killed KC with a bomb and saved Zach. Then KC woke up and blinked himself into Robert's dream and killed him with a giant letter "H". Robert woke up and screamed like his little sister. Colin showed up. Zach was mad @ Robert for interrupting his fishing, so he took his teddy bear and stole Robert's helicopter. It was rigged so it blew up. Robert laughed. KC and Zach continued to wander around until they saw Christina Aguliera and threw pies at her. Next thing they knew they were holding sniper rifles and shooting @ clueless covenant aliens. KC picked up a plasma rifle and shot his foot. It hurt. Zach took a ghost and and flew away. But then he realized he couldn't fly very high, so he found a temple with lots of stairs and went fishing. Robert was also fishing with Colin and his sister. Robert had a 1 million dollar boat. Dan showed up and said, "Blazh!" Then Robert shot KC and invited Zach to fish with him. Zach sneezed Bill Clinton's head off. Then Zach killed Robert and got KC and continued to wander throughout the desert. They found another Dairy Queen©. Zach wanted to actually catch fish, so he found the best bait he could, Bill Clinton's head, and went fishing on the top floor of the nearest skyscraper. Robert got a warthog with Dan and ran over Zach and shot him and grenaded him. Zach got up and said, "Wow that hurt." and then went fishing. Robert decided to run for mayor. He lost to Zach, who had returned from fishing 5 minutes after to discover he became mayor of a town no one lived in. Robert got mad after losing to Zach™ (note: we had to write Zach™ from now on since he was mayor.) and killed Art Vandalay's corpse. Zach went fishing. Colin became a lizard after killing Robert's sister. Then Robert took over the world.
THE END
FAQ's involving The Story:
Q) Why is the flow of the story really messed up?
A) It was written by three people, so it was destined to be messed up in all places. You can also probably blame Robert.
Q) What is up with Zach and fishing?
A) It's kind of an inside joke. That you, apparently weren't apart of. HA HA!
Q) What is a warthog and a ghost?
A) They are vehicles in Halo for XBOX.
Q) Why do people die and then some how appear in the next sentence?
A) Why not?
Q) Where and when did you write this?
A) During a dull time in school. The date was 2/27/04.
Q) Is there going to be another "Story"?
A) Yes, it should be done fairly soon.